Did you like Marty McFly?
Kroll Show Season 2 - Episode 1: “Cake Train”
My Jewish girlfriend, I don’t have to guess what’s wrong, she comes in the room and she’s like “My stomach hurts!” and then we can move on from there.
favorite things from New In Town - [1/∞]
Ice-T is a detective with the Special Victims Unit. He handles New York’s most sensitive cases. I love Ice-T on SVU! He’s fantastic, he’s awesome! What’s so great about him is that he’s been with the SVU for like… hmm… 11 years now, but he still treats every case like it’s his first in terms of total confusion.
there is a scene in the episode where the other detectives are trying to teach Ice-T what sex addiction is, and it takes a couple of minutes…
Someone from the network came down to our offices and he said to me “Hey, you can’t put the word ‘midget’ on TV.” And I said, “I sure would like to!” and he said, “No! ‘Midget’ is as bad as the ‘N-word’!”
First off, no. No it’s not! “Do you know how I know it’s not?” I said to him, “is because we’re saying the word ‘midget’, and we’re not even saying what the ‘N-word’ is!”
If you’re comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them… that’s the worse word.
When I was in grade school, I was bullied for being Asian-American. And the biggest problem with that is that I am not Asian-American… Here’s how bad it got though.
I’ve written for some TV shows, and on a major TV show, you have to be careful about what you say about people, cause a lot of people can get offended, or so it has been explained to me.